which, itself, says a haiku.
For no easily identifiable reason.
[geshifilter-code]// LSL Haiku, first attempt // Ordinal Malaprop // Sat Aug 22 15:20:04 BST 2009 // RULES: // Each function must be a haiku including the declaration, // though only identifiable words and numbers need be included, not // punctuation. // Events must contain a haiku i.e. be three lines, 5/7/5. // "0" can be pronounced zero or "oh" to make things slightly easier. string say(string toSay) { llSay(0, toSay); return toSay + " said."; } string theFirstLinePlease() { string firstLine = "This is the first"; return firstLine + " line."; } string theSecondLine() { string lineTwo = "the second line."; return "This, " + lineTwo; } string andTheThirdLine() { string thirdLine = "it really the"; return thirdLine + " last?"; } default { state_entry() { say(theFirstLinePlease()); say(theSecondLine() + " Or is,"); say(andTheThirdLine()); } }[/geshifilter-code]